I woke up today feeling very playful but my human was still a `sleepins! I could not believe it, it was already 5 a.m.! So I lays there and grooms mah self and licked my immaculately silky short fur. So good, i am. I have beautiful silky hair that belongs in a Pantene commercial. I'd have to say that I
lap at myself constantly, except for when I'm sleeping. If I get bored, I
lick myself. If someone touches me and ruffles my fur, I lick myself. Licking is the solution. If I've just used the
facilities, I lick myself again. I would compare it to a human who
might eat potato chips out of boredom. It's hard to stop! Maybe I'm
OCDC? Nah, just kidding!



Then I used my litter box. I have the best manners, my human said so. I felt a burst of energy so I did a mad dash around the room. Jumpin! Stalkin! Pouncin! Practicin my huntin skills! Ok, maybe i do have ocdc, but i really do just have lots of energy sometimes! I think I had enough so i kept tryin to wake my human. Finally she woke up! She served me my breakfast: 3 oz of fishy cod delight. Yum! I love the wet stuff. I believe I had the whole can. Then I played with a gold chocolate coin pouch- what can i say- i love the cheap stuff! I love the toys she bought me yesterday, but I am perfectly amused playing with a takeout lid or a paper bag from Trader Joe's. I have also been known to chase my fluffy tail, and i loves to play fetch!
Also, I had some tense encounters with the other cat named Ella today. There are 3 others like me, but they are all old! And they're all GIRLS! As if being the only male in a house full of women isn't enough! Yuck! I guess its my job to clarify myself as the Prince of this castle. So ever since i've moved here into the master chamber with my human, i've been mindin` my own business in hurr room, but sometimes, i sees the other felines standing at the door, just starin at me! Creepy much? Yeah, they just stand there and stare! Especially the Siamese one. She definitely has a staring problem, geesh! We had a tense encounter yesterday. She hissed at me and i fluffed up on her and she ran away.