Wednesday, July 18, 2012

I woke up today feeling very playful but my human was still a `sleepins!  I could not believe it, it was already 5 a.m.!  So I lays there and grooms mah self and licked my immaculately silky short fur.  So good, i am.  I have beautiful silky hair that belongs in a Pantene commercial.  I'd have to say that I lap at myself constantly, except for when I'm sleeping. If I get bored, I lick myself. If someone touches me and ruffles my fur, I lick myself. Licking is the solution. If I've just used the facilities, I lick myself again. I would compare it to a human who might eat potato chips out of boredom. It's hard to stop! Maybe I'm OCDC? Nah, just kidding!
Then I used my litter box.  I have the best manners, my human said so.  I felt a burst of energy so I did a mad dash around the room.  Jumpin!  Stalkin!  Pouncin!  Practicin my huntin skills!  Ok, maybe i do have ocdc, but i really do just have lots of energy sometimes!  I think I had enough so i kept tryin to wake my human.  Finally she woke up!  She served me my breakfast:  3 oz of fishy cod delight. Yum!  I love the wet stuff.  I believe I had the whole can.  Then I played with a gold chocolate coin pouch- what can i say- i love the cheap stuff!  I love the toys she bought me yesterday, but I am perfectly amused playing with a takeout lid or a paper bag from Trader Joe's.  I have also been known to chase my fluffy tail, and i loves to play fetch!

Also, I had some tense encounters with the other cat named Ella today.  There are 3 others like me, but they are all old!  And they're all GIRLS!  As if being the only male in a house full of women isn't enough!  Yuck!  I guess its my job to clarify myself as the Prince of this castle.   So ever since i've moved here into the master chamber with my human, i've been mindin` my own business in hurr room, but sometimes, i sees the other felines standing at the door, just starin at me!  Creepy much?  Yeah, they just stand there and stare!  Especially the Siamese one.  She definitely has a staring problem, geesh!  We had a tense encounter yesterday.  She hissed at me and i fluffed up on her and she ran away. 

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